giovedì 10 settembre 2009

Maria José Lopez cacciata da Controcampo

Alberto Brandi detto Ovetto Kinder ha annunciato che Maria José Lopez è stata cacciata da Controcampo.
Meno male... Non si poteva sentire da quanto era oca.

Motivo del licenziamento: troppa esuberanza. In effetti:

Kill The Lights: Britney Spears è un cartone animato



Nel video Kill The Lights la bella Britney Spears diventa un cartone animato.

[Talking]
You’re in…
I think I’m ready for my close up..
Yeah

[Verse 1]
You don’t like me
I don’t like you, It don’t matter (Who?)
Only difference
You still listen, I don’t have to (Who?)
In one ear and
Out the other, I don’t need you (Who?)
Your words don’t stick
I ain’t perfect, but you ain’t either (Who?)

If your feeling froggy leap (Oh)
I don’t even lose no sleep (Oh)
Theres more to me than what you see (Oh)
You wouldn’t like me when I’m angry..

[Chorus]
Mr. Photographer
I think I’m ready for my close-up (Tonight)
Make sure you catch me from my good side (Pick one!)
These other (HA) just wanna be me
Is that money in your pocket?
Or you happy to see me?

Kill the Lights!
(Take ‘em out, turn ‘em off, break ‘em down)
Kill the Lights!
(Don’t be scared, make a move, see me now?)
Kill the Lights!
(I’ve seen you, watching me, watching you)
Kill the Lights!
You can’t handle the truth
What happened to you?

I KILL
(The Lights) Pure
(The Lights) Satis
(The Lights) Faction
I KILL
(The Lights) Lights
(The Lights) Camera
(The Lights) Action

I KILL
(The Lights) Pure
(The Lights) Satis
(The Lights) Faction
I KILL
(The Lights) Lights
(The Lights) Camera
(The Lights) Action

[Verse 2]
All the flashin’, tryin’ to cash-in
Hurts my eyes
All the poses, out of focus
I despise

Eff me over, your exposure
Not the best
You want me bad, I want you out
Release this stress..

[Chorus]
Mr. Photographer (Yeaaaaaah..)
I think I’m ready for my close-up (Tonight) (Yeaaaaaah..)
Make sure you catch me from my good side (Pick one!) (Yeaaaaaah..)
These other (HA) just wanna be me
Is that money in your pocket? (Yeah)
Or you happy to see me?

Kill the Lights!
(Take ‘em out, turn ‘em off, break ‘em down)
Kill the Lights!
(Don’t be scared, make a move, see me now?)
Kill the Lights!
(I’ve seen you, watching me, watching you)
Kill the Lights!
You can’t handle the truth
What happened to you?

I KILL (Hey!)
(The Lights) Pure (Hey!)
(The Lights) Satis
(The Lights) Faction
I KILL (Hey!)
(The Lights) Lights (Hey!)
(The Lights) Camera
(The Lights) Action

I KILL (C’mon)
(The Lights) Pure (Hey!)
(The Lights) Satis
(The Lights) Faction
I KILL (Hey!)
(The Lights) Lights (Hey!)
(The Lights) Camera
(The Lights) Action

[Bridge]
You’re the star now, welcome to the big league
They all want a pic, they all wanna see, see, see
What you’re made of… what you’re gonna do
Is life gonna get the best of you?

[Chorus]
Kill the Lights!
(Take ‘em out, turn ‘em off, break ‘em down)
Kill the Lights!
(Don’t be scared, make a move, see me now?)
Kill the Lights!
(I’ve seen you, watching me, watching you)
Kill the Lights!
You can’t handle the truth
What happened to you?

II KILL (Hey!)
(The Lights) Pure (Hey!)
(The Lights) Satis
(The Lights) Faction
I KILL (Hey!)
(The Lights) Lights (Hey!)
(The Lights) Camera
(The Lights) Action

I KILL (C’mon)
(The Lights) Pure (Hey!)
(The Lights) Satis
(The Lights) Faction
I KILL (Hey!)
(The Lights) Lights (Hey!)
(The Lights) Camera
(The Lights) Action

La doccia brasiliana di Barbara Guerra a La Fattoria (video)



La doccia brasiliana di Barbara Guerra a La Fattoria.

Barbara Guerra pagata per avere un rapporto sessuale con Silvio Berlusconi.

La doccia bollente di Barbara Guerra



La doccia bollente di Barbara Guerra a La Fattoria.

Barbara Guerra pagata per avere un rapporto sessuale con Silvio Berlusconi.

Alessia Marcuzzi succhia il wurstel (video)



Alessia Marcuzzi succhia il wurstel nella nuova sit com di Italia 1 intitolata Così fan tutte.